my biological clock is a whiskey timer. 

my biological clock is a whiskey timer. 

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kearabell:

Series 3, Episode 1. I hope this hasn’t been done already? saldfmksadng

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What happens when you're to tired to get measuring tape

funniest10k:

I do this all of the time…that or I use dollar bills. 

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2,000 years. The boy who waited. Good on you, mate.

so sweet. 

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a little to the left. 

a little to the left. 

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tehlolbrary: The best giftcard. Not only does it not cost anything, but the balance on the card is unlimited!

tehlolbrary:

The best giftcard. Not only does it not cost anything, but the balance on the card is unlimited!

No one can resist that face.

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laughingsquid: Cucumber Killer Whale

laughingsquid:

Cucumber Killer Whale

haha

haha

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